Monday, May 20, 2013

Gonna Have a Birthday Bash!


This year The Legend of Lady MacLaoch will be turning 2 years old!! In celebration to the May 27th birthday event we'll be giving away - first ever in print - a new 2nd edition (complete with swanky new cover!) copy, fully outfitted with a personalized message to the winner PLUS a rockin' autograph. :0D

Raffle starts TODAY will close next week Tuesday 5/28/13. The fine print says just US (including AK & HI) & Canada peeps only, due to shipping costs.


Click below to enter!!

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Tuesday, May 14, 2013

An Award? Sweet!


The Italian Brat (Jennifer Garcia, author of My Mr. Manny, due August 2013) laid one on me last week, an award for having a versatile blog.... AWESOME!! I love awards! Shinier, the better.

Below, I'd like to share with y'all my award, The Versatile Blogger... Look, but don't touch!





Now, in accordance with this award I have to answer some questions and forward this on to another ten bloggers. So while I do that, feel free to inspect said award, and if feelings of jealousy arise, don't worry, it's natural.

Peas!
B

Friday, May 10, 2013

Win Good Shit!

Ha-ha, I'm gonna catch crap for that entry title. ;0)

Just a reminder that the Night Owl Review's Spring Fling Scavenger Hunt is still going, and there's JUST enough time for you to sign-up and participate to WIN awesome books and giftcards and general awesomesauce. Like a free copy of Forged or The Legend of Lady MacLaoch ebook perchance?? YES!


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Thursday, April 18, 2013

Sex Scenes Anal-ized



Sex is an interesting human past time. It helps make babies, make people smile or start wars. It's a delicate balance between two people that can either end in an awkward "was that good for you?" or pure nirvana and stained sheets. In the sphere of writing, sex has been used to accomplish all of the above. In my writing I use it as a tool to show the intimate side of my characters. Unlike some books that close the door on the reader before the sexy time happens (or whip out sex scenes that feel rehearsed), I keep the door open, let readers walk inside and live the moment with the characters. So much can be said in a kiss, an embrace or the lack of both.

Right now, as you might've guessed I'm in the midst of editing a sex scene for my new work on the EPA Agent. Whenever I write/rewrite/edit sex scenes I usually piss n' moan about it (not in a golden showers orgasmic sort of piss n' moan) like I did back in 2010 when I was editing The Legend of Lady MacLaoch. (here's that post: Birds and the Bees) The reason being is that my first drafts of sex scenes are horrible. They are literally like being a virgin again, everything is awkward and funny. Here's a sample (names have been changed to protect the innocent... and spoilers):
      “Ooh, I’m not debating that. I am debating that I’d lie to you about passing along your message.” She said sliding onto the bed, “After your promise, I’ve been looking for a way to get you to catch me fraternizing with them. This is much better. Do your bidding get tossed onto my back? I get my cake and eat it too.” She said toasting him with her beer.
     “Careful.”
     “Something tells me I’m being too careful.” She said taking a sip as she kept eye contact, challenging him.
     John accepted the challenge. Placing his bottle on the table next to him he reached down with one hand and undid the laces of his boots. Carefully and deliberately he slipped them off, placing them in a row against the wall in a military style fashion. With the same methodical determination he removed his socks and folded them in half before tucking them into his boots....
He takes his socks off??? Aaawkward...
Socks, albeit necessary to remove for hot passionate, non-business time, erotic and manly romance novel sex, does not need to be notated. (Though as a writing exercise I'm thinking that maybe I issue a challenge: Can socks be hot?)

In the EPA Agent we have two sex scenes. The one above, is quick and purposefully distant and the other takes up eight pages (yeah, your welcome). As I sit here at my desk and tear apart the quick and distant scene I'm hit with the oddity that everything is about timing (and not socks...). When do his shoes come off, his shirt? Is there a more erotic time than another to have them come off or is it better just to go in the normal order of a thing. i.e. - take your shoes off before your pants - we don't need him hopping around the room trying to fit his pant legs over his military issue black leather boots. And in this case, how to we keep it dry and distant, yet still carry the complexity that these two characters bring when together?

Now that I've put a satisfying (read: scary) amount of pressure for this sex scene to perform, I'll leave you now with the deleted sex scene from The Legend of Lady MacLaoch, posted on my girlfriend Amy's blog. Lady Reader's Bookstuff : click here (and you'd better not be at work reading this! *scandalous*)

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Nook & Kobo

We're finally getting with the 21st Century and will be getting Forged and The Legend of Lady MacLaoch available through the Nook and Kobo. Stay tuned for details!


Thursday, April 11, 2013

A Dedication to a Woman Most Special


Today, there is a hole in my heart. My beautiful ninety-four year old aunt passed away in her sleep a few nights ago. She was the sister to my grandmother, the woman who helped to raise me, and like her she had a strong will, incredible wit and a deep abiding love for shoes. She was born in Louisiana, spent a few years there before moving to Hawai'i with her family. Many years later she got married to her long time husband Lucien Parish, a fighter pilot for the US Air Force, and enjoyed a life filled with travel and family.

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Excerpt: The Legend of Lady MacLaoch II

View of Dunvegan Castle from the loch. Castle was the inspiration for Castle Laoch.

I thought it might be fun today to paste a short excerpt of the sequel to The Legend of Lady MacLaoch. I'm still working on the manuscript so this snippet isn't edited, and um, if I get crazy with my Red Pen of Doom in the editing process this excerpt might come out. And um, it's super short, so don't get your hopes up too high and, um, can you tell I'm a touch nervous on posting unedited work?

Okay here it is:

Rowan says, breathing heavily, "I love you."

There, I hope you liked it!!!
Just kidding. Here's the real excerpt:

“Can I entice you out to the pub for a drink as a thank you for the job and your hospitality?” Mickey asked.
I looked behind me up the trail then back to him, “I’ve got to put my things away, maybe some other time.”
“Och, come now, all work and no play is no way to live your life and I’m sure your boyfriend won’t mind just one drink with me.”
I heard the fishing question in his words, “My husband wouldn’t mind, but I do. I’ve things to do Mickey Gillian and none of them are you.”
“Och. Well, your husband is a lucky man.”
The sound of footsteps on the gravel path crunched behind him as a much deeper voice said, “Tha’ he is.”
Mickey’s face flushed as he turned.
Rowan offered his hand, “Rowan MacLaoch, clan chief and executor of MacLaoch estates,” he said.
Rowan was in his usual business garb of well fitting dark slacks, pressed slate blue shirt and sport coat that fit snug across his shoulders. The look made him imposing and gave the feeling he was the most important man in the world.
Mickey grasped his outstretched hand and if I wasn’t mistaken stood a bit taller, “Mickey Gillian, professor of archeological studies at University of Glasgow.” 


That's it! Hope you lurved it! :0)

Peas.
~B

PS - Sorry for the massive s p a c i n g on that, it was a lazy copy/paste. :0)

Monday, April 1, 2013

Spring Fling is On

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Saturday, March 30, 2013

Happy Spring & Giveaway!


I love Spring. It is one of my favoritist times of the year, the weather is warming up, everything is saturated with moody sunlight and misting rain. Flowers pop and the moss glows bright green - here in Oregon, that's everywhere, especially your roof. :0)
For that reason I'm giving away the Forged ebook via Amazon today and tomorrow so that you can enjoy a little heat too where ever you are! And be sure to tell your peeps!

Click here to download.

Friday, March 29, 2013

Forged Fridays



As some of you may know, Forged is a smutty, lovely, spine-tingly aggressive romance that involves a magazine editor (note the Vogue knock-off cover anyone??) and a high-end Euro-car mechanic. For today's Forged Friday, we're going to take another visual tour through the male of the species who are mechanics. Yeah, we're gonna have some mechanic man-candy today!

Cheers, and enjoy ~


This is Military Mechanic. He's fixing a large rusty gear.


Meet Sweat Pant Mechanic. Note awesome hood reflection on right.

This is Old School Mechanic. Watch as he tightens the Titanic's lug nuts.

And...

Thursday, March 28, 2013

Spring Has Sprung Giveaway!


I love Spring. It is one of my favoritist times of the year, the weather is warming up, everything is saturated with moody sunlight and misting rain. Flowers pop and the moss glows bright green - here in Oregon, that's everywhere, especially your roof. :0) For that reason I'm giving away the Forged ebook via Amazon this Saturday and Sunday. Enjoy!!

Monday, March 11, 2013

New Material

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Since publishing my last two books I've been loathe to write anything on this blog about what I'm currently writing about (that seemed oddly circular...), since it is a touch like changes in the weather. You see, I'm a pantser-type writer, I write what comes to me. Luckily in the Indie book world that is acceptable (a traditional publisher would have cancelled my contract by now) so in one book I can write about lovers in Scotland with some paranormal action thrown in, and in the next a contemporary love action/thriller story that takes place in the US. Of course they all have one awesome thing in common - a kickass love story (and vivid baw-chicka-bow-wow scenes). However, it's been a while since I've shared what I'm currently working on, so let's pull back the curtain, shall we?

As of right now, I've got the sequel to The Legend of Lady MacLaoch doing what I like to call "marinating." While it is being saturated in creative juices I wrote the beginning of a cute love story involving a tattooed PhD student studying sexual behavior in humans and a research librarian (oh ya, you'll love this one!). Then three weeks ago, in the midst of juggling those two manuscripts, a story bug came up and bit me. Sort of imagine it as having your mouth full of a succulent juicy burger then someone offers you a hot tot slathered in ketchup or a piece of cake with an offering of warm just-from-the-oven brownie. Your mouth is full, but you just make room. You know?

A couple years ago I got the idea for a futuristic book involving the EPA (on steroids) and a defunct government. I actually made an outline and shelved it with my other up and coming story ideas. That was, it was shelved until a couple weeks ago when it jumped off my shelf, shoved all my other manuscripts aside and juiced me with enough Creative to crank out a new novel in a couple weeks time. Needless to say, I'm in full creative mode, I barely shower, or change out of my jammies to write. I slip the head phones on and pound out the scenes that come at me in swift, vivid imagery.

So far the manuscript is hot. The two main characters are ripped apart then shoved back together a decade later, a hundred years in the future. The US is but a shadow of what it is today, corporate entities have overrun the government and from an environmental standpoint the water isn't drinkable, the air is thick with industrial particulates and the soil is barely able to hold crops. Of course, in the midst of this dire backdrop come two individuals that are at the leading edge of it all, they are the key to saving EVERYONE. Yeah, I love being a fiction writer. :0) Needless to say, this one will be just as hot as Forged with a little bit of Legend's sweetness. Trust me y'all will love General Monroe McIntyre, dark, lethal and only a single weakness... chocolate chip cookies. Ha-ha no, really, his dead wife is his Achilles Heel, but is she really dead??

The manuscript for this book in the final stages, I'll be writing the ending this coming week then taking the following weeks to do what I call, "smoothing the edges." A rough draft of a manuscript is a scary place, it makes sense to only the writer. So once I complete a manuscript I smooth the edges, or rather make it readable to people other than myself. Then I'll try to get a blurb up for y'all. Exciting!!

Then, never fear, I will finish The Legend of Lady MacLaoch II, and it will be gooooooood. Sometime after April I should have little snippets for y'all to read. Currently, in the story, Cole has met an interesting relation in an ancient church/burial ground and has walked in on Rowan getting chummy with an old female colleague..... WHAT?! Yeah I know, I can't wait to read it too!!  :0D 






Friday, March 1, 2013

Death and Taxes

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Lordy lordy it's good to be alive! And healthy-ish. Just got over the plague. Seems like February is the breeding grounds for viruses and I got two. I catch a cold about once a year, but this year it seems that my time had come for contracting two illnesses back to back. Fun! So, what's a girl to do when she's on her back and can't move? Well besides that... Yup, watch the shit out of some TV!

Here's my laundry list of shows & movies that I want to subject you to:


Thursday, February 14, 2013

Happy V-Day!


V is for vajayjay. Today get some, for free. I really wish it was P-Day, because then it

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Legend Gets a New Cover!

This past week had me sequestered to the living room couch illin'. The first couple days were ok, just the usual, "I feel like crap - just put me down like the lame horse I am. I can't go on like this!" Meanwhile the husband rolls his eyes and buys soup and sets up my entertainment venue. But too tired to read/write/watch TV I just spent a lot of time in a pupae like stage huddled in my blankets, thinking. Doing lots and lots of thinking. It's the beauty (drawback?) of colds, they lay you out and make you unable to do anything worthwhile save for plotting and planning. Like being in the show 'Alias' where Sydney Bristow attacks her enemy shooting him up with the same chemical he used on his victims, paralyzing them save for their cognitive functions.

One of the plans during my pupae phase was a long time goal of mine - nearly since the day of its inception - of redoing the cover for The Legend of Lady MacLaoch. As an artist I need to do a lot of ruminating on a thing before I change it, this derives from my strong 'if it ain't broke, don't fix it' attitude. After nearly two years of the same hauntingly dark cover and reader feedback, we're making a change. It's taken me a couple days to complete (since I'm on the mend and sporting a cool new smoker's cough from my departing cold) but now, it's done.

I give you, the new cover for The Legend of Lady MacLaoch ebook. I call it Light Ethereal Romance (couple making out in the clouds - fun!). The best part? We get to make another one when the sequel comes out in 2014. Woot!

 

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Free Ebooks on Valentines



Just a quick note for those stopping by - this Thursday for Valentines Day we'll have both ebooks for free on Amazon. There's no reason anyone should go without some good ol' fashioned lovin' this Valentines. :0)

Friday, February 1, 2013

Cars. Luscious Lustful Cars.


Welcome to Forged Fridays! Today we go on a visual tour of Forged’s luscious four-wheeled transportations: BMWs, Peugeots and Aston Martins, oh my! As many of you know Forged is one part dark, moody romance one part fast and furious, combining speed and adrenaline for a high-octane thrill ride.

Wednesday, January 30, 2013

MacLaoch Wednesday!

Portree on the isle of Skye Scotland, the inspiration for the town of Glentree in The Legend of Lady MacLaoch.

Welcome to The Legend of Lady MacLaoch post! Peruse the selection of topics below to learn a little more about the novel its characters, whisk(e)y and the beautiful Isle of Skye. I'll be adding new material to this page regularly so be sure to check back often!

PS - Burns Night was a success last week Friday: whisky drinking, Rabbie poem reading - actually got to talk with him on Twitter! Funny thing is I thought he was over a hundred years dead...

And! welcome to the thousand new Legend readers from the birthday giveaway! Yay!

And! in news, I know we've been covering a lot of Legend biz lately, so to all the Forged fans: not to worry, I'll be doing a Forged post here in the next few days... should be fun!! Cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, cars, HOT MEN, cars, cars, cars, cars.... :0) 

Friday, January 25, 2013

Happy Birthday Rabbie Burns!


Robert (Rabbie) Burns, Scottish 18th century poet and lyricist.


Today we celebrate the notorious Robert (Rabbie, as the Scots call him) Burns of Scotland's birthday, otherwise known as Burns Night. Well loved and a lover of all, Rabbie Burns wrote poetry and songs

Wednesday, January 23, 2013

MacLaoch Wednesday

Image of the Eilean Donan Castle in Scotland.

Welcome to The Legend of Lady MacLaoch post! Peruse the selection of topics below to learn a little more about the novel its characters, whisk(e)y and the beautiful Isle of Skye. I'll be adding new material to this page regularly so be sure to check back often!

PS - Don't forget that The Legend of Lady MacLaoch ebook will be free for Robbie Burns' birthday this Friday!

Friday, January 18, 2013

Burns Day is Coming!

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Just a quick post to let you all know that it's that time of year again, where we celebrate Scotland's famous romantic poet, Robbie Burns. In celebration of his birthday, January 25th, we'll be giving away The Legend of Lady MacLaoch ebook on Amazon! More more details to come!

And speaking of news... congrats to Stacey P. for winning my sponsor gift in the Night Owl Review's Winter Wonderland Scavenger Hunt! Go Stacey!

Thursday, January 3, 2013

Goodbye 2012, Hellooooo 2013!


As they say in Gaelic, bliadhna mhath ur!
Welcome to the first post of the year!
Now that 2012 is over - a year some would say was a fickle and often times cruel mistress punctuated with moments of extreme awesomeness - I'm welcoming 2013 with open arms. Thirteen has always been a lucky number for me and I can just feel the goodness comin'!

Sunday, December 23, 2012

Happy Holidays!


I'd like to wish everyone a very merry and fruitful holiday season! As a gift to you, your friends and your family, The Legend of Lady MacLaoch ebook will be FREE on Christmas day and the day after.

Blog Tour Winner

Congrats Molly on winning the Forged Tour prize pack!

We had over 300 entrants to the giveaway - thank you to all those that participated, the tour was a total success because of you!!

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Tour Giveaway Winners Announced SOON!

While we wait for the numbers, compilers and general decision making on who won the Forged Blog Tour Giveaway prize pack, I  have a The Legend of Lady MacLaoch-esque video for you.

This, my friends, is the proper (pronounced pro-pah!) way to drink whiskey, or what I like to term: drinking whiskey like a boss. Sláinte!




Sunday, November 25, 2012

Week in Review - Last Days of the Forged Tour

For those of you who were like me and were comatose this entire weekend with turkey in one hand and a glass of wine in the other, here's the recap of this week's tour:

Friday, November 23, 2012

Black Friday - Free EBook

Happy Day After Thanksgiving!! As a special treat we've got The Legend of Lady MacLaoch on ebook for FREE today and tomorrow via Amazon!

Click here to download.


The beauty of this (compared to the epic sock sale that's currently happening at our Portland Fred Meyer's) is that there's enough copies for everyone! So tell your friends by sharing via the links below. Enjoy!


Thursday, November 15, 2012

She's a Beaut!

Oh my gosh!! It's sunny in Portland!! So rare is this that I must blog about it, a short but satisfying post of sunlight, sun rays and general vitamin D lusciousness. ENJOY!!

Shown above: the ever elusive Portland sun. 

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

NaNoWriMo...what?


NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month) is upon us again, bringing with it writers everywhere

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

The Tour Continues!

Stop by the Girl Who Reads blog today as she hosts me for her Writer Wednesday post. We dive into the Plotter vs Pantser styles once more and explore whether or not once a Pantser one is always a Pantser?



Monday, October 29, 2012

Aftermath


Source: owned.com via Becky on Pinterest


This is how the launch party Friday ended up. . . I'll be taking the next few days to recover . . .

But while I'm here, here are a few highlights from the release last week:
  • 4,000 + people downloaded Forged
  • 4 & 5 star reviews are rollin' in (WOOT!!!)
  • Hit #10 on Amazon's bestseller list for Romantic Suspense 
  • Meet some kickass new peeps on Facebook!!
This photo (below) is the only in-focus picture from the night. Yes, that is me in the middle getting a light ass slapping, which, in the light of the way 50 Shades of Grey is changing our perceptions on what people actually like to read about, it seems only appropriate to post it, since it's what you actually want to see.  ;0)



Me and my stylin' crew.


Cheers, and thanks to everyone who made Forged a possibility. 

PS - Don't forget, the blog tour starts up again on Nov. 1st!

[edit] a friend shared a picture from her camera, so, this blog can be classy again.