Tuesday, August 19, 2014

I'm Back!! ... Well, Sorta

The website look has been updated, I've actually put words to the new manuscript and I have one manuscript in with the editor as we speak. So! I think this means that I'm back to work... Maybe.

We've hired on a little co-worker. He's two feet tall and weighs about the size of a small dog food bag. He's cool most of the time, then other times he vomits, passes out and craps his pants. Most of the time he's asleep on the job so I can get a bit of work done. Though he's begun to yell at me when I'm working, wants to show me this, or that. I tried to ignore him once but that reduced him to tears. My writing is now done in one of his drunken stupors or during one of his frequent narcoleptic moments. Though, he's shifty and sometimes he wakes up early and catches me writing. Which, again, makes him cry. He's not all bad though, we keep him on for morale. He's insanely cute and when he giggles there's a contact high. A really big high. One where you think your brain might explode in torrents of rainbows and glitter. This in turn makes me giggle and stare adoringly as he continues on his adventure, usually mouthing an object into a salivary mess.

Here's his employee photo:
Our newest employee: Little Man
Book updates:

As you can see on the left there, we've got Lapis Protocol and MacLaoch II coming out, they are slated for 2015. Currently Lapis Protocol is swiftly becoming a trilogy, with second and third books completed and first book being written now.

MacLaoch II is coming along, it's marinating nicely. :0) It'll pick up steam here in the fall when the weather turns foggy and whiskey drinking ensues here in the Northwest.

Hope everyone is enjoying the last bits of summer! Here in Portland it's been hotter than blazes for months, confirming that global warming has officially arrived. *wipes sweat from brow* 

Cheers!
B

1 comment:

Kirstin Pulioff said...

Glad to see you're back... and the cutest new employee!!! ;) Congrats.