|Lil'boy Al and Pugnatious P|
See thith isth how it goeth. Lady and a dude fall in love a bajillion years ago, but they can’t to the humpity cause they ain’t married. So’s they’s decide let’s run away togetha, only problem is she’th already betrothed. To bad, she says and runs away with her boy. Well only prolem is tha’s she’s a Scot-ash chieftain's daughter and her daddy didn’t look to highly on the runnin’s away she was doin’ so he killed her dude - made her watch even - and then killed all the dude’s men and all his shiz. So’s it’th underthtandable that when she died in childbirth her last uttered wordth were mean. Real mean. So mean that she thort of got carried away and cursed the shiz outta her daddy. The curse was so strong that it stuck ta every single one of the clan chiefs, only ta be broken when one of thosth clan cheifths felt the pain that she had. Stho it was a long time, I mean long time. I mean stho long that it’s still present day and tha’ shiz still gots problems. And tha’s where Mama-B’s story comes in.
You ever heard of lil’ Blond Girl Ridding through the forestht? You know how she just skips along unknowingly coming across a big bad wolfy? Same thing. ‘cept the Blond Girl ain’t blond and sheths, well, smarter. See, as Mama-B putts it, the main character Nicole - but we all call her Cole - see her grandpappy died and when he did he left without splain’in a few things. First was how come bloodlines they’s were a family called Minary but everybody knew they’s were Bakers. And the secondsies was who the frackin’ heck wasth thisth Minary dude? Where’d he come from?? Mars? ... No Lil’boy Al he’sth didn’t come from the kibble bowl. Hush up... Where wasth I? Oh yeath. So she takes off for Scotty-town to find out, and boy what doesth she find there?? Lot’s a shizth. Cursesth and shiz.
Then there’s thisth dude, and he’s a clan chieftain in Scotty-town, histh name is Rowan. Yup, like Rowan Oak. And he’s been livin’ with thisth curse and he’s dark. I’m talkin’ turn out the lights you’re in a cave dark, so dark you gotta carry a flashlight, know-what-I’m-sayin? Okay so he’s not all that dark, well okay he is but he has a little light, tiny, small, incandecenst... shiz where am goin’ with thisth? Oh yea, well they meet on the izland of Skye in Scotty-town. And he’sth curthed, everybody in the wholes dang place knows that story, but he especially since he’sth livin’ fo’real righ’? Well up-and-atom one day and what happenth??? Shiiiiz, this pretty thing crosses paths withs him and he goes WHOA, whodat?? Only problem is he’s curthed and he’sth got PTSD. Sorta, well’s to be fair he’s gots some bad mojo from the war when he was wit the Royal Air Forces in the Uty-K.
What it all cometh down to folks is thisth: adventurth, cursesth, gunsth, love, smarty-pants momentsth, and a real good time. You’ll like it. Tell your friendsth to look for it early 2011 online at their local Amazon Kindle store.
Puggy-P and Lil’boy Al